Expo - Funny Questions Of Waec

I believed that you would have sat for the WAEC examination before. So, I would like you to have the funny WAEC question that a Ghanaian was tested with.


This was culled form Peace FM Online and you will really find it funny.

Dumebi was a WAEC candidate and was asked to complete the following clauses.


1. He who fights and run away?
Dumebi: e don surrender be that, fear catch am


2. A rolling stone?
Dumebi: No fi just dey roll, na person push am


3. He who lives in a glass house?
Dumebi: Na rich politician e go be

Correct Answer - Don't throw stones.


4. Birds of the same feathers?
Dumebi: Na the same mama born them

Correct Answer -  Flocks Together.


5. One good turn?
Dumebi: Na correct power steering fit do am

Correct Answer - Deserves Another.


6. A bird in hand?
Dumebi: wetin he wan be again if ino be barbeque.


7. Half bread is better than?
Dumebi: garri without sugar

Correct Answer - None

8. A journey of a thousand miles?
Dumebi: na the person wahala bi dat naa, why he no enter car or airplane

Correct Answer - Begins with a step.

He who laughs last?
Dumebi: Get brain problem. - na beginning of madness be that

Correct Answer - Laughs Best.

All work and no play?
Dumebi: Na bank job be that

Correct Answer -  Makes Jack A Dull Boy.

Once beaten?
Dumebi: Na revenge go follow be dat

Correct Answer - Twice Shy


A patient dog?
Dumebi: Na hunger go kill am

Correct Answer - Eats The Fastest Bone

A friend in need?
Dumebi: na parasite be that

Correct Answer -  Is a Friend Indeed.

Imagine you are the marker of Dumebi script, what is his score?

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