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Five hundred men took part in the study, the scientific rigours of which we are not privy to. Half were encouraged to ‘ogle’ women’s breasts on a daily basis, whilst the other half were told to refrain from leering for five years.
We are not sure whether ‘five years’ is a misprint, or whether it was inserted for hyperbolic glee. Whichever, I am sure you can guess what the results were.
That’s right! This marvellously useful study, which will surely impact upon the aims and objectives of all European Union health initiatives from now on, concluded that staring at breasts keeps men’s hearts healthy.
The ‘scientists’ who conducted this study, have said that instead of maintaining a healthy heart through exercise and a balanced diet, men should stare at women’s breasts (for a recommended 10 minutes a day) to improve their heart rate and blood pressure.
What the article failed to mention was the potential for increase in female objectification and compound sexism in the continuing quest for healthy male organs.
As culled from http://www.womensviewsonnews.org/2011/03/study-claims-staring-at-breasts-improves-men%E2%80%99s-cardiac-health/
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2.COSSY IS NO MORE AVAILABLE AND
3.GENEVIEVE NO GET MUCH.
4.MERCY JOHNSON JUST MARRY,
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